January 29, 2005
I’ve got an extensive online profile on nearly every gay “dating” site in the universe. I clearly say my list of interests is complete. “If you don’t see it here, I’m not into it!” Still, people see what they want to see. They’re always asking me if I’m into, well, watersports, mostly. I also get a lot of responses from scat, serious bondage, kidnapping and slave types too, but, call me old-fashioned, I like sex in which people actually have sex.
I have nothing to say about scat but I have been seriously frustrated by this watersports thing. I’d really like to do it. I’ve been a WS bottom once or twice in my life and that’s kind of satisying. Unfortunately, even at 51 years old, I’m incredibly pee-shy. I could be having to piss so badly that I’m bent over, holding my groin and screaming. Then, when I finally get to a bathroom, if the urinals don’t have walls between them, I have to go to a stall. At a urinal or, god forbid, a trough, I could be in mid stream and as soon as someone walks into the room, everything stops. I can stand there and stroke my dick like they do in porn, but urinate? Not a chance. It’s CRAZY! I feel like a five year-old!
Anyways, I’m asking if any of the four or five people who read this blog have any suggestions. I’m at a loss here. You can leave them as comments, which I would prefer or email them to me directly. I’d really appreciate any help at all.
Posted by HighStrungLoner in Sex at 4:00 PM
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