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July 9, 2005
Dud
This guy on AOL has been bugging me to come over his place on Rittenhouse Square for a couple of weeks. I’ve been turning him down every time because he doesn’t have a picture posted. It makes no sense to me that someone can expect to find sex online without posting a picture somewhere. He said he had no hair on his face but was willing to grow some! Anyway, I said what I normally say to guys with no pic: I’ll meet you but I ain’t gonna promise anything. He said, “If we don’t click we’ll have a drink and be friends forever.” Umm…I doubt it. I went over there on Wednesday night.
He answered the door in jeans and a colorful striped cotton dress-shirt with the sleeves cut off. One button was done near his waist. He was hairy enough but, with that outfit, I expected a bowl of fruit on his head. His face wasn’t what I usually go for but there was some stubble and buzzed male pattern baldness. Remembering he claimed to have a furry butt, I decided I could deal with it and came in.
He was very drunk and, after he spoke, I realized he was a typical old-style Philly gay. Still, I stayed. We took our pants off and sat on the sofa. He was wearing a cheap leather cock ring. He started stroking himself. I asked him to suck my dick. He was good, too. I got hard pretty quickly. He did some poppers and sucked some more, moving up to my nipples. I tried to kiss him but he wasn’t into it.
He moved to the other end of the couch, spread his legs and started stroking his still-limp dick. I moved on top of him and got ready to fuck his ass. Every time I tired to get my dick in he flinched. I asked him what was wrong. He said, “Well, Frank, I’ll tell you. You’re not what I expected and I’m probably not what you expected either.” Well, since he didn’t have a picture, I had no expectations at all but It was cool. I wasn’t that into it and I was a little relieved. I got dressed and left.
Thursday night he sent me another message, apologizing and asking me to come over again NOW. He said he was drunk and afraid of the PA the night before. I politely declined.
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