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December 8, 2005

Detritus

This review of the Manhattan A&F store from today’s New York Times is pretty funny despite the Erasure snarkiness:

On my first visit I couldn't stay in the store longer than 10 minutes because the thumping club-mix version of Erasure’s Oh L'Amour - an annoying piece of postdisco detritus - was so loud. On my way out I approached a sales clerk.

“How can you stand this noise all day long?” I asked.

Her mouth moved as if to say, “What?”

“HOW CAN YOU STAND THIS NOISE ALL DAY LONG?”

She nodded. “I EAT TYLENOL LIKE IT'S CANDY,” she shouted, holding her hands up to her head. Oh, great, I thought. By this time next year she'll be deaf and need a liver transplant.

Posted by HighStrungLoner in Crap at 2:52 PM

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