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January 22, 2006

Redbook with a beard

A Bear’s Life

Call me old-fashioned but what the FUCK is masculine about a smirking queen in a red terry-cloth bathrobe, holding a heart-shaped box of chocolates? Or re-decorating his “Bear Cave?” Or Chef Mike’s “Chocolate Fantasy?” A Bear’s Life is, very unfortunately, not a joke. This belongs in the supermarket check-out line between Woman’s Day and Soap Opera Digest, which I’m sure would absolutely thrill the publishers.

“Indulge the one you Love…You! Thanks, OprahBear! I think I will. If I ever see this rag at Barnes & Noble I’m gonna move it over to the Men’s section next to Guns & Ammo and Grappling.

I have nothing to say about what they refer to as “the rapidly expanding bear waistline phenomenon.” Too easy. But I do applaud them on the honest lack of diversity on the cover. Bears are nothing if not almost completely white.

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