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February 8, 2007

Bitter and retarted

HX Philadelphia

Thanks, HX, for proving Jay’s point.

Grammar and Punctuation:

You misspell his name, McCarroll.

You misspell “retarded.”

You use “calling” instead of the correctly tensed “called.”

You use “he’s” instead of the correct “he.”

Creativity:

You resort to the most overused and clichéd gay epithet ever, “bitter,” showing a complete lack of imagination. (It’s as meaningless as “awesome” at this point.)

You engage in exactly the behavior you accuse him of exhibiting.

Fat jokes? Please.

All this in one paragraph! Turn on your spelling checker! “Retarted” isn’t the only non-word in this week’s issue. It’s embarrassing.

I’m listening to You Look Great When I’m High from “And This Is Our Music” by The Brian Jonestown Massacre.

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