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April 9, 2007
Grand Opening
I went to the Sansom St. Gym again two Saturdays ago. It was their “official” Grand Opening. In other words, they had placed full-page ads that week’s editions of HX Philadelphia and the PGN. They advertised food, half-price memberships and rooms from 6P until 12M and “entertainment.”
I arrived at 10:30PM and they gave me a room on the third floor. It was awful, unfinished with the walls only primed so it stank of paint, no TV on the TV shelf and the very last room of a dead end hallway. Worst of all, there was a fluorescent fixture on the ceiling directly above the cubicle that could not be turned off. It was as bright as an goddamned OR. I went back to the desk and asked if they had something less bright. There was only one other room available, on the second floor, and it had the same problem. They offered me a locker until a better room opened up. They were very apologetic and polite and said the second and third floors weren't really ready but they were so overwhelmed with customers that they felt they had to open them. Fair enough. They gave me a coupon for $5 off a subsequent visit. There wasn’t a vacancy scheduled until 1:30AM but I only had to wait for a half an hour until something on the first floor opened up.
In the meantime, I checked out the food and entertainment. There were hoagie slices, chips, pretzels, crudités, salsa, dip, soda and a duo of “dancers.” I was hungry so I ate some hoagie. Eh.
The entertainment was something else. In one of the video lounges Carlos and Tally, pictured here (l-r), danced listlessly on the carpeted platforms. Tally’s card says he specializes in “Massages, Private Shows, Bachelor & Bachelorette Parties.” In other words, he’s a prostitute. I think it’s a perfectly fine profession but I couldn’t help thinking of him as Tally Ho.
They were hot but also young and hairless which doesn’t do much for me. YMMV. I knew they were hos even before I found Tally’s card on the hoagie table because they let just about anyone touch them and suck their dicks. I hope they were paid well for that. Thanks to the miracle of pharmacology their impressive equipment was at least semi-hard all night.
Now that the place finally had a good size crowd, there were a lot of sullen, bored and angry-looking guys standing around not having sex and acting like they’d rather be anywhere else in the world but here now—typical modern bathhouse denizens. Do similar guys find that attitude hot? Judging by the almost nonexistent amount of sex I saw happening that night, I’d say no. The place was sold out and I saw lots of closed doors but the sounds and smells of sex just weren’t apparent. My cubicle was no exception for most of the night.
At this point, two weeks later, I can only really remember one sexual encounter and not in much detail, although I had others.
The guy in the next room was a red-headed bear lying face-down on his cot exposing his his hairy ass. There were some large toys and several kinds of lube on the table. I went in and began fingering his hole. He turned to his side and sucked my dick for a while. He was very good at it. I pulled my cock out, reached down to his hole again and we kissed. He positioned himself for easier access to his hole and I sat on the bed. Slowly I managed to get my entire hand into him. Before I pulled completely out he turned over and I inserted my dick and fucked his hole with four fingers still inside him. My favorite! Then we used all of the toys from the smallest to the largest. The biggest one was a sizable black butt-plug with a heavy base. After finally getting it in with lots of steady pressure and lots of poppers I let him get comfortable a few seconds before starting to punch the base. He groaned with every punch. We kissed some more and then I left him with the plug still inserted.
I really wish, especially considering the number of men in the club that night, that it was more memorable. Sadly, it wasn’t.
I’m listening to “John The Revelator” from For Mash Get Smashed by The Who Boys.
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