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November 4, 2007

Drunk

From gay.com chat. I know this is REALLY long but, the depth of Westwoood’s offensiveness and idiocy makes me feel good about me, so I just couldn’t edit much more than I did. By the way, he’s originally from the thriving metropolis known as Easton PA. That matters later.

RAMMER009: I paid _____ $50 once, NOT to have sex with me
itsmarkbaby: I spent that on the street hustler to ahve sex with me
RAMMER009: I know
westwoood: of course you all spent money youre all from philly\
sPoconoGuy: west why you so nasty tonight
TheCreepingTerror: he is this nasty EVERY night
RAMMER009: west always is
TheCreepingTerror: and, i hear, a REALLY sloppy drunk
RAMMER009: or he wouldn't be westwoood
sPoconoGuy: not with that face
westwoood: well survey says people born in philly are ugly uneducated fat and just plain miserable
westwoood: and i find that to be tru
RAMMER009: I heard "alcoholic" too
westwoood: so what if i am
westwoood: i dont disguise my habits
TheCreepingTerror: i wish you would
itsmarkbaby: so do i
westwoood: i just thank god i wasnt born here
westwoood: maybe you people need a bit of reality
RAMMER009: or a drink
TheCreepingTerror: YOU are reality??
sPoconoGuy: man, my mom waited till I was 5 before she gave me my first gin and tonic
westwoood: how many times will i hear brittany's new album at pure prob till 2010
RAMMER009: brittany? drunk again
westwoood: did i spell it wrong
westwoood: sorry you must have been at the wall listneing
itsmarkbaby: now if I knew I was gonna go somehwere to get the same ole shit I dont want, I think it's my fault for goin there in the first place
westwoood: and not the music store
westwoood: pure stinks
westwoood: as far as music goes
westwoood: can i hear whitney again
westwoood: and the gay population can support innovation and diversity here in philly
westwoood: and it cant
westwoood: by fact of the music
westwoood: nice cock
TheCreepingTerror: innovation and diversity are missing from the gay community worldwide now that we've been assimilated.
westwoood: i dont have anything against the chinks
westwoood: but their dirty living situation makes my rent cheap TheCreepingTerror: please tell us where you're from that's so fucking great
RAMMER009: hell

Time out…

RAMMER009: I like restoring things
westwoood: shut of
westwoood: youve restored ass
westwoood: not homes
westwoood: i have my degree inh color and execution
westwoood: so i'll remodle your shed someday
westwoood: Rammer needs complete remodle
westwoood: so anyone want to join me for diner meatloaf?
sPoconoGuy: where
TheCreepingTerror: why would ANYONE want to join such a nasty asshole for anything?
howardn: enema?
sPoconoGuy: I just think he is cute, that's all
TheCreepingTerror: of course and that trumps all. incredible.
westwoood: maybe im a bit tooo bold for your old ass
TheCreepingTerror: bold? i doubt it
westwoood: hmm really
westwoood: you changed your SN for me
TheCreepingTerror: yes, JUST for you
westwoood: yep
westwoood: its Nov please\
westwoood: you do tooo
westwoood: spoc has babies in pods
westwoood: i wasnt born in a pod
westwoood: i like chad and he love my cat
westwoood: whats your beef\
westwoood: if you have any
westwoood: other to be a phila phag
TheCreepingTerror: my beef is that you're a nasty, drunk asshole. how's that?
westwoood: um ok
TheCreepingTerror: YOu're not "bold," you're just a jerk off
westwoood: you the one whose sizing up meth pipes
TheCreepingTerror: meth...alcohol...so what?
westwoood: hmmm
gaytopgeek_nj: someone has some bad teeth, most meth users do
westwoood: sizing up meth pipes
westwoood: guess what its not me
TheCreepingTerror: i don't come in here and act like an ass because i'm tweaked but you do it when you're drunk all the time
westwoood: so
westwoood: you talked aboput before buying pipes and selling to our youth
TheCreepingTerror: youth?
TheCreepingTerror: i was talking about selling them to men in their 40s
westwoood: or how you can make a profit doing it
TheCreepingTerror: i can
westwoood: and selling pipes
TheCreepingTerror: legally
westwoood: so you cant prove im drunk
westwoood: im not driving
westwoood: yeah
westwoood: nice
westwoood: crack hole
westwoood: who are you to judge me
westwoood: you fat and old
westwoood: and 50+
TheCreepingTerror: i might ask you the same thing. you're too young to judge me
westwoood: so im prob paying for your workers comp
westwoood: my mom is too young to judge you\
westwoood: but she does
westwoood: i can judge any9one i want\
TheCreepingTerror: as can i
westwoood: i live in philly\
sPoconoGuy: west, lighten up man, u r way to young to be nasty
westwoood: and you live in the burbs
westwoood: im way to smart to be nasty\
westwoood: but you have to here
TheCreepingTerror: if you hate philly so much, i'm sure i'm not the only person who'd be happy to see you leave
westwoood: sure considering you dont live in city limits
TheCreepingTerror: who doesn't?
westwoood: hmmm
chubme: westwood you are too cute to be mean
westwoood: right
TheCreepingTerror: he gets less cute by the second, even people who have fucked him have told me so
westwoood: well people over 55 dont
TheCreepingTerror: who's over 55?
westwoood: your fat creepiness gets older by the minute
westwoood: anhd for you to talk about city folk
westwoood: who actually try to m ake thius place bvetter
westwoood: you have a lot of nerve
TheCreepingTerror: i live here! and i was born at 12th & pine, you moron
westwoood: you were born ther 60 years ao
westwoood: no one cares
TheCreepingTerror: no, not 60
westwoood: npr are you making any impact on QOL
TheCreepingTerror: and why do you care. you hate philly anyway
westwoood: so how old are you
westwoood: do you know what QOL means?
TheCreepingTerror: Quality of Life? who doesn't know that?
westwoood: so i do - i have to live here with the rest of the baboons till 08
TheCreepingTerror: i am twice your age. what in the world makes you think you know something i don't?
westwoood: so i make the best of it
TheCreepingTerror: you call this making the best?
westwoood: baboonland
TheCreepingTerror: buffoon, in your case
westwoood: where do you live blue collar baboon
TheCreepingTerror: can you read? look at my bio-line
westwoood: no i mised it
westwoood: and i spelled it worng too
TheCreepingTerror: or spell?
TheCreepingTerror: "worng"
westwoood: your at?\
TheCreepingTerror: "you're"
westwoood: spelled thart wring to
TheCreepingTerror: "thart" "wring"" "to"
TheCreepingTerror: have another cocktail
howardn: is that Swahili?
westwoood: na answers
westwoood: and i answerered that black
TheCreepingTerror: he's disgusting
westwoood: hmmm
westwoood: the prob\
westwoood: no one in philly can hadle me
TheCreepingTerror: sure, that's it
westwoood: you cant
TheCreepingTerror: or handle either
westwoood: iget no response
TheCreepingTerror: i know ALL about you
westwoood: so
westwoood: lol
westwoood: spill it then
westwoood: i have no secrets
TheCreepingTerror: mmm-hmm
westwoood: think this is some
westwoood: b;ack
westwoood: male
westwoood: hmm no
westwoood: so spill it
westwoood: make up shit
westwoood: you 60+
westwoood: let it roll;l
westwoood: hmm no response
westwoood: what i thought
westwoood: hmmm
joshie564: pvt me
westwoood: i get no response
westwoood: like i said maybe im a bit too bold for you aol
TheCreepingTerror: right. bold. drunk maybe.
westwoood: hmmm
westwoood: get rid of service electrif
TheCreepingTerror: a blowhard, definitely
westwoood: you are 60+ i have no concerns about plunddering you
westwoood: vomit in my meatloaf
westwoood: i have bee infected by mushrooms
westwoood: im a hidden jewel
westwoood: i know
westwoood: i am
westwoood: loooki at all these without soul or their legs
westwoood: toofar
inkedguy25: souless and legless?
westwoood: yes
westwoood: any objections?
westwoood: didnt think so
westwoood: later look on craigslist
westwoood: sure you are familiar with it
westwoood: hmmmm
westwoood: no one likes the truth
sagscott: truth about what?
howardn: birth control pills
sPoconoGuy: and bra straps

Time Out…

westwoood: anyone miss mew
phillyscubabear: south philly looking to suck
westwoood: mooo moooo
westwoood: fine
westwoood: another fat boy waiting to suck
westwoood: or PR
westwoood: whom make great tacos
westwoood: either a pig or a mixicano
westwoood: lol
westwoood: same
westwoood: it's label hour
westwoood: hmmm
westwoood: hmmmmm
westwoood: again
westwoood: no one can taqe critism
sPoconoGuy: it's spelled taque

Time Out…

westwoood: yo hunnis im back
westwoood: and i cnt get enuf
westwoood: i love the fact philly doesn't understand pure dance
bioman85: huh?
bioman85: whats pure dance?
bioman85: we work
westwoood: BBC Radio !
westwoood: BBC RADIO 1
westwoood: anyone feel let alone by gay.com or manhunt?
westwoood: yes
upennsex: anyone near the art museum?
Kasterz2002: Rodan, van gogh, monet???
Kasterz2002: Rocky?
westwoood: bare butt - meatloaf - menthol - figure it
westwoood: hot
westwoood: what is it
westwoood: old guy do not want to outline
westwoood: their situation
westwoood: even though they all seem to bein one
westwoood: hey fuck mcdonalds
westwoood: that infuriate any niggas
westwoood: oh righ
westwoood: those poeples dont affords calcuoators
westwoood: no one
westwoood: oh my
westwoood: deliver me meatloaf
westwoood: from a diner and fuck me raw
westwoood: sides mash potatoes and stuffing
westwoood: hey nigggars
westwoood: 2 ls of meqat
westwoood: 3 lbs of meat
westwoood: 4 ground sirloin'
PBO-NE-PHL: meds od?
TheCreepingTerror: no, just simple alcohol poisoning
TheCreepingTerror: who else is thankful that "dirtybriefsbottom" has no picture?
TheCreepingTerror: hi lo!
leatherotter: TCT!
leatherotter: how are you, Terror?
westwoood: no one knows
TheCreepingTerror: i'm ok. i just installed leopard and i'm having fun. i feel better too. you??
leatherotter: meh. been somewhat of a moody night. :/
westwoood: i'll fuck you and your 18 th yo kiss
westwoood: hot
westwoood: drag and turkewy fuck the
leatherotter: it's horrible (to me at least) that there have been 3 OS upgrades I haven't had the opportunity to check out. :(
westwoood: your poor
westwoood: buy them
westwoood: lol
leatherotter: my poor what?
westwoood: your poor ass can't afflord the update
westwoood: nigg-as
westwoood: assss
westwoood: no os x for you
westwoood: just change
westwoood: none fofr you niggar either
TheCreepingTerror: woood is REALLY plastered tonight
westwoood: i dont thing you leave your ho9use
westwoood: creeping
westwoood: lol
TheCreepingTerror: i believe i was at the supermarket not 30 minutes ago.
westwoood: you def dont come to CC
TheCreepingTerror: do you have spies in here watching me when you're not signed on?
TheCreepingTerror: i was in cc last night and am there almost every day
leatherotter: awwww. westwood's lonely, Creeping. :(
TheCreepingTerror: i worked at the archives and had a burger with rammer
westwoood: you dont come here
westwoood: you love the burbs
TheCreepingTerror: the burbs?? i live at 40th & baltimore!
westwoood: 'yeh when you were 27
TheCreepingTerror: i HATE the burbs
westwoood: ew
westwoood: so that part of phila that no onbe goes to
TheCreepingTerror: yeah, Penn...NO ONE goes there
westwoood: you are basically burbs
leatherotter: if they can't stumble home from the bar, it's a burb, TCT.
TheCreepingTerror: really
westwoood: but you c an trolly AND bus it
westwoood: nasty
TheCreepingTerror: i can walk to cc in 15 minutes
westwoood: you old whore
leatherotter: *GASP*
leatherotter: WALK!?!?!?
TheCreepingTerror: i was born at 12th & pine. you think you can tell me something about center city, you fucking idiot?
westwoood: hows the walk to 61 an Paswsyunk?
westwoood: grezt
westwoood: bavk in 21940\
TheCreepingTerror: 61 & passyunk is nowhere near me
westwoood: wh9 crees
TheCreepingTerror: YOU do since you keep bringing it up
westwoood: your mom ius near me
westwoood: n o ojne cares if you were born in 1840
TheCreepingTerror: my mom's in a box in blackwood nj
TheCreepingTerror: YOU care
westwoood: hot
westwoood: i'll eat it
TheCreepingTerror: why are you obsessed with me?
westwoood: im surpruse d she isdnt in the river
leatherotter: he wants a load, maybe?
TheCreepingTerror: he doesn't deserve my load
westwoood: ifo
TheCreepingTerror: are you actually looking at what you're typing before you hit the enter key?
westwoood: im well aware - throw your mom in the river
TheCreepingTerror: he's been rambling insanely all night
TheCreepingTerror: it's a shame. he's a handsome kid. too bad he's such a flaming asshole

Short time out so he can type a coherent sentence…

westwoood: Funny thing is Idont think any of you know what the deal is - just show up in your mercedes
TheCreepingTerror: how many corrections did you have to make in that sentence before you sent it?
westwoood: but this is SNJ so i accrpt tjr mrstlos
leatherotter: uh...
TheCreepingTerror: wow. was that polish?
westwoood: hey if NNJ guy are meatheads - SNJ must be meatheads x3
westwoood: do i haVE A NIGGARkong
westwoood: oxed
westwoood: yeah now
westwoood: oxed
westwoood: hey niggars
westwoood: ive had anAMAZING
westwoood: night
westwoood: ande not gun shots
westwoood: NO SHOTS
leatherotter: poor thing...
westwoood: FOR ALL YOU BIG BIRTHING BLACK PEOPLE
TheCreepingTerror: it seems to me you've had MANY shots
westwoood: CAUSE THATS YOU
westwoood: YOU EX PR BF hASNT SHot me YET*
leatherotter: Mmmm. Flaming Asshole, Raging Racist. Wheee!
westwoood: xLL ME A RACISTS - blacks CAUSE MST OF intercity crime
ivan_314: well out of the mouths of babes and drunks
westwoood: and so deo latin0s
TheCreepingTerror: out of the mouths of babes and drunks comes lots of vomit
westwoood: no one is gay enuf ti admit it
westwoood: People of color cause most crime
ivan_314: yeah none of the crime is do to white boys that can't handle there liquour or spell...lol
westwoood: Hmmm
westwoood: talk to the family of the Cop that was shot
westwoood: nor to mention the 3 that were killed in the past 24 hours
leatherotter: I'm so glad you were home doing nothing about it, too!
ivan_314: oh no he was doing something.....toasting to the dead
westwoood: and wjat am i supposed to do
westwoood: if i inew id be c ashing in the 150KJ
ivan_314: and then probably some manscaping and self admiring in the mirror
TheCreepingTerror: well, you seem to expect US to be doing something
leatherotter: getting rid of the colored, I'd wager. X(
westwoood: no i doht
TheCreepingTerror: then just clam the fuck up
westwoood: you know what
TheCreepingTerror: you're an asshole?
westwoood: yuou can ass sucjk my ass
westwoood: first
westwoood: leahtdere oereer
TheCreepingTerror: sorry, no
westwoood: ewh hid= smokkers
westwoood: can oleagvce
TheCreepingTerror: you know what's really sad? he'll read this in the morning and NOT regret it
westwoood: and you you fat mothe fcuker
westwoood: you you crepper
westwoood: tonnbe
westwoood: who love to do young boys
westwoood: you8 love toucvhihng them
TheCreepingTerror: who loves young boys? certainly not me.
westwoood: you are abnotn 60 uyears oldpleas go to boscovs and die [I actually thought this was pretty fucking funny -hsl]
leatherotter: I'd argue with that if I knew what the fuck it said.
westwoood: no one wa nts you and your 7yy=yo asss
westwoood: xzkjcbfkjhbzfkkk
westwoood: and i dont care
westwoood: you just keep listenintgin to you BS like the reest opf phillyh'
TheCreepingTerror: you must care since you can't go 5 minutes without talking about it
westwoood: causse its sxooooo sad
TheCreepingTerror: oh, i bet they just love you wherever it is you come from
westwoood: bi want to vo ityRand people dontyty likek me her c]ause i spewk the truth
TheCreepingTerror: no, people don't like you because you're an obnoxious drunk
leatherotter: are you speaking? or spasming?
TheCreepingTerror: and i've heard this first hand
westwoood: its so funny
westwoood: phila dont even know
TheCreepingTerror: “i've met 13 year-olds who could hold their liquor better”
TheCreepingTerror: “he couldn't even remember his own name”
westwoood: lol
TheCreepingTerror: you want more reviews
westwoood: they are youre 22 yo x ?2
westwoood: Phila ant gont notin on london
westwoood: Radio !
westwoood: BBC.co.uk
mtairyguy40: and London aint got nothing on Turin so what.
westwoood: bbc.co.uk
TheCreepingTerror: wow, they have radio in england?
TheCreepingTerror: no!
TheCreepingTerror: wow
westwoood: you ever listen
westwoood: apparently you cant afford sirius
westwoood: you stick with WIOQ
TheCreepingTerror: i listen to bbc world service sometimes. i don't like their music channels much
westwoood: ol
westwoood: but you love Q1023
TheCreepingTerror: and i listen to sirius on the computer for free
westwoood: Q102
westwoood: loll
mtairyguy40: how come everyone's always arguing in here?
TheCreepingTerror: no, it's only westwood who's arguing and he's been doing it for HOURS
westwoood: cnat listnen for freee
TheCreepingTerror: he believes that he somehow “discovered” bbc radio
westwoood: resitsmwhat
westwoood: you puertorcan
mtairyguy40: bbc radio is great.
westwoood: well you havent
woof60: maybe he's Cloudah Rodgers
westwoood: no onei in phila has
TheCreepingTerror: yep. he's acting like it's brand new and that we provincial philadelphians could never have known about it before him
westwoood: whateer
TheCreepingTerror: yet he REFUSES to say where he's from, probably because they hate him there
westwoood: you guys wh0 have been blue collar in phia cant stand me
mtairyguy40: which guys who "have been blue collar"?
westwoood: im live in chinatown
mtairyguy40: "i'm live in chinatown?
TheCreepingTerror: thank god you're not on tape
westwoood: and proud to say from Easton
mtairyguy40: maybe he's just being misunderstood.
mtairyguy40: Easton!!!!!!!
mtairyguy40: now that is provincial!
TheCreepingTerror: oh my god! easton! crayolatown!
westwoood: what evr
westwoood: i live ih nyc for 6 year
mtairyguy40: when? as a baby?
TheCreepingTerror: big fucking deal. so did i, and in the 70s when it was fun
westwoood: more than any of you can sayh'
TheCreepingTerror: um...didn't i just say that i lived there too??
westwoood: you were alll tending to children
westwoood: lol
mtairyguy40: we're building more $2 million condos now then they are there.
mtairyguy40: "tending to children?"
mtairyguy40: are you an adult?
westwoood: and got marrried at firehouses
westwoood: hot
mtairyguy40: oh my god. is he real? it's like someone on meds who's suddenly "off" them.
TheCreepingTerror: i can't believe someone from easton has the crust to criticize people from philly! have you ever BEEN to easton???
mtairyguy40: it has like 3 roads i think.
mtairyguy40: and a restaurant.
TheCreepingTerror: i'm rolling here
westwoood: you arnt from philly
TheCreepingTerror: i AM from philly. born and raised
westwoood: no you are not
TheCreepingTerror: i was born at 12th & pine
westwoood: loll=
westwoood: spo
westwoood: you zrnt here anyone
westwoood: its my town\
westwoood: im central;ized
TheCreepingTerror: umm...you're in chinatown, not exactly the beating heart of center city
TheCreepingTerror: go have some general tso's stray cat
westwoood: you think chinks are out after midnight
westwoood: hmmkm
mtairyguy40: ok. i can't communicate with him.
mtairyguy40: so....how about those Redsox.?
TheCreepingTerror: surprise!
TheCreepingTerror: he's REALLY plastered
TheCreepingTerror: not that he's much better sober
woof60: sheetrocked
mtairyguy40: he's plastered?
TheCreepingTerror: yes
westwoood: you seeem to like young asian chinky orientals
TheCreepingTerror: 300 sheets to the wind
leatherotter: 800ply!
mtairyguy40: he's cute too. but it just goes to show you how little a picture says.
TheCreepingTerror: it's a shame
westwoood: i wabbt meatloaf
TheCreepingTerror: so go fucking get some
westwoood: i will do niggars or chinks for money
westwoood: they are easy for noodles
westwoood: meow
westwoood: whos game
westwoood: dont grab yyur keys thyen are mine chinko
westwoood: i'll buy you rice
mtairyguy40: i don't even know how to help him save face.
westwoood: i run NYC
leatherotter: I wouldn't worry about it I think
westwoood: cant caterter to bnationalities
mtairyguy40: i guess but i was giving him the benefit of the doubt at first.
mtairyguy40: like maybe he's drnk and just needed a mental slap.
mtairyguy40: but no.
mtairyguy40: lost cause.
TheCreepingTerror: no, mtairy, he's just an asshole
westwoood: no oine knows whats up
westwoood: lol
westwoood: no one cares\
westwoood: ill fuckm your kat
westwoood: hes has atght a
westwoood: as
westwoood: welcome to the nes philA
mtairyguy40: u sure it was male?
westwoood: i willl eat yur cat - drink A DEad cops cum, and lick thecorpse o\]at 15 n Sansoj
mtairyguy40: so he's drunk AND schizophrenic?
westwoood: andi wnt moneu - i run NYC - losers
mtairyguy40: yes, "moneu" is a great thing to have.
mtairyguy40: what an idiot. are you romanian? (forgive me for insulting romanians)
mtairyguy40: i wish he'd just pass out.
westwoood: gi8mme more
westwoood: gimme motr
westwoood: gimme mptr
westwoood: giirmtr
westwoood: mtr motr
westwoood: otror
westwoood: syeah rock it Qtown
westwoood: more
westwoood: more
westwoood: morefginmer
westwoood: miimmer
westwoood: ahahhahhhhahaa
westwoood: aaxbrthin heviy
westwoood: i wnt i t
westwoood: i ewnat
onetom4u: oh jesus
westwoood: i bheard i t
westwoood: ohman firngee
westwoood: v dom e ej
TheCreepingTerror: FIRNGEE!
onetom4u gets an interpreter for westwood
westwoood: i wangt it
leatherotter: LOL TCT
woof60: anyone on PCP that can interpret? Anyone?
onetom4u slaps the shit out of westwood
TheCreepingTerror: i would so pay to see that tommie
onetom4u: haaaa
onetom4u sells tickets
leatherotter: I dunno. seems like he's got an endless supply of shit to get beaten out

*I’m not sure if he’s referring to my actual PR/Italian ex-bf Cecilio (Leo) or not. I can’t imagine why he’d know him but Philly is a notoriously small town that way.

I’m listening to “Eyes Sharp” from Culture by Liquid Liquid.

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