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December 1, 2007
Sniper
From gay.com chat: The man who accuses everyone else of sniping once again sticks his colossal proboscis where it has no business. At least the other guys are funny.
Buster214: any masculine, stocky, hairy guys here?? 28 here
rickw82: buster are you athletic and masculine or just masculine?
Buster214: masculine and semi athletic
rickw82: i want big strong muscular guys to start a softball team with or little skinny puney fem ones as long as they are good at softball and they need to be reliable
bioman85: semi-athletic?
Buster214: gay and reliable?
rickw82: i’m gay and reliable
bioman85: that only makes me semi-hard
rickw82: the rest he can make up for with technique
Buster214: semi athletic means i dont play any sports but go to the gym
rickw82: i’m not in very good shape but i’m pretty athletic
bioman85: semi-hard means i dont have a full erection
rickw82: you give me half of your gym muscles and i’ll give you 1/4 of my athleticisim
howardn: why dont you just get your own gym muscles then
rickw82: takes work
howardn: so you are opposed to work?
howardn: why would anyone want to be on a softball team with you then
rickw82: well some types of work are more motivating than others. i’ll go hit softballs for an hour but i don’t want to spend an hour lifting weights
howardn: but you expect others to do it. hmmmmmm
rickw82: they wouldn’t play softball if they didn’t want to, because i expected them to
howardn: not talking about playing softball. you said “you give me half of your gym muscles and i’ll give you 1/4 of my athleticisim”
rickw82: firstly it was a joke. it’s not like you can even strike deals like that
howardn: but you want gym muscles on others
rickw82: if we are going to quote me.....
howardn: but dont want to do a 1/4 of the work yourself to get them you said “i want big strong muscular guys to start a softball team with or little skinny puney fem ones as long as they are good at softball” but then you didnt say give me your puney femness and I will give you 1/4 of my athleticism did you?
rickw82: well the puney fem would make the deal. he’ll give 1/4 of his athelticism for 1/2 the muscle
howardn: keep trying to backtalk yourself out of it
rickw82: i’ll argue all night. i’m good for that
howardn: why dont you just get offline and start working on your own gym muscles
rickw82: especially if it’s something silly like this
howardn: if you think your fat outofshapeness is silly, sobeit
rickw82: you’re obviously more concerned with it than i am
howardn: someone should be. the growing obesity of America is frightening
rickw82: i mean lets be fair, i’m not 500 pounds. i’m not 180 or 190 like i should be but i’m not so bad off
howardn: have you seen your pics?
rickw82: i’d say they are as good as yours.
howardn: you have breasts bigger than half the models on PROJECT RUNWAY
rickw82: and i find you equally unattractive
yngphillywrestler: howard reminds me of vincent price playing egghead on the old 60s batman tv show.
howardn: and I would love to see his “athleticism” in action. going up a flight of stairs without becoming winded doesnt quite count
rickw82: what would the challenge be? i mean i can’t rock climb or run marathons but i can hit softballs and catch
howardn: and eat the most hotdogs in 5 minutes
rickw82: what’s your talent?
southphilhottie: wait! time out! what started this feud?
rickw82: some off-hand comment i made
southphilhottie: ohh
I’m listening to “Cool Places” from The 12" Mixes by Sparks. Sparks’ Wikipedia entry, web site and myspace page (sorry) with videos!.
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