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April 13, 2008
Sex education
As ”local color” in Provincetown went, I figured Ellie was just a another harmless tranny. She was always there, outside Town Hall in a mini-skirt, singing some lounge standard karaoke-style, with a battered boombox and a hand-lettered sign billing her as “Provincetown’s Oldest Showgirl, 72 Years Young!” (75 now.) Yesterday I stumbled upon Ellie’s Provincetown Liberator, her endless, stupefying manifesto on every subject imaginable. I discovered, among other things, that father and former minister Ellie really seems to believe that she’s a 25 year-old woman with killer gams. “Integrating” her male and female identities seems to have inspired some shocking child rearing techniques:
realistic, hands-on sex education
Her kid or kids will have access to mom and dad’s room any time of the day or night. If a child wanders in while she is getting laid, and asks, “What are you doing, mommy?” she’ll tell her/him to wait until she comes - and then she’ll give an explanation. Meanwhile, the child can have fun watching.
Ellie’s kids will be home-schooled and her kids won’t feel like they’re doing hard time. She’ll pick up on their interests and encourage growth in those areas. Naturally, a big area of interest will be sex. Eliot/Ellie will give hands-on instruction in sex. She’ll teach any boy how to jerk-off; Eliot will teach any girl how to rub-off. It’s more fun that way.
The course really gets practical as well as exciting when the finer points of screwing are taught. Mom teaches a boy by screwing him. Eliot teaches a girl by screwing her. Their boys and girls can screw around with each other at will. You could say it’s a close-knit family! Truly: “ALL in the family”!
I’m speechless.
I’m listening to “Il Sogno, Act 2: Lovers Arise” from Il Sogno by Elvis Costello, performed by the London Symphony Orchestra, conducted by Michael Tilson Thomas.
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